This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf <3
I laughed pretty hard at this xD
(Source: christina-choe)
HAWKEYE NO……
(based on THIS)
five star post
Meanwhile Legolas is all “that’s my boy!”
Dumb
there are certain people that i mutually follow and they’re literally perfect rays of sunshine and i worship them from afar and crave their friendship deeply but instead of talking i’ll reblog them sometimes or like one of their posts when i know i want to reply but we aren’t close and it’ll be weird
(Doesn’t know how to reply to comments ._.)but
Thanks guys!~
I just found an astounding assortment of flavored teas in the pantry (that I didn’t know we had?)
I’d give you both hugs. But that would mean spreading illness. I’m going to go pretend I’m English with my fun teas now. Jake English.
I plan to see my fine Pennsylvanian kinsmen tomorrow, but I’ve felt like garbage since Sunday due to what feels like the viral version of strep.
Would anyone like to share a useful throat ache remedy before I start crying?

My very first celebrity crush ever just proposed marriage to someone on live television.
Can someone get my fifth grade self a hankie? Or a therapist?
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW