Put a Lid on It

davidlikeswaffles:

harrytyles:

there are certain people that i mutually follow and they’re literally perfect rays of sunshine and i worship them from afar and crave their friendship deeply but instead of talking i’ll reblog them sometimes or like one of their posts when i know i want to reply but we aren’t close and it’ll be weird

(Doesn’t know how to reply to comments ._.)but

Thanks guys!~

I just found an astounding assortment of flavored teas in the pantry (that I didn’t know we had?)

I’d give you both hugs. But that would mean spreading illness. I’m going to go pretend I’m English with my fun teas now. Jake English.

I plan to see my fine Pennsylvanian kinsmen tomorrow, but I’ve felt like garbage since Sunday due to what feels like the viral version of strep.

Would anyone like to share a useful throat ache remedy before I start crying?

My very first celebrity crush ever just proposed marriage to someone on live television. 

Can someone get my fifth grade self a hankie? Or a therapist?

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW